did you know they dye the chicago river green? of course you did.

did you know the guy who dumps the first barrel of dyes name is jerry? you didnt?!

i met jerry. he works at the red rooster downtown. he is a nice guy. rather round, rather loud. we talked about things, but i was hungry. so i dont remember much. except the dye story. hes quite proud.

‘i thought the mayor did that or something. someone a bit more..irish.’

“well, its not like i do it legally, you hear? i sneak down there and dump some. ive been doin it for years.”