hard drives, network traffic, pulled hair, lost sleep, day after thanksgiving sales, insomnia, turkey, wonka bars, corruption, leftovers.

i planned out my holiday schedule. we are going to arizona at the end of december, terrorism permitting.

this year my holiday cheer is different. usually these days would be spent preparing decorations for christmas. once halloween passes we go directly from orange and black to red and green. but this year we are back to white and plain.

im not into stand-up comedy all that much, but i do have a new favorite comedian: jim gaffigan. for some reason i find him hilarious. if he was touring id most definitely pay to see him perform.